did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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