never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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