I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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