I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
we're making bets on your personal life
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
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Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..