and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
