I swear she didn't look like that last week.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
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It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
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I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah