oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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