some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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