Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
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she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
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are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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