I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
She's just so happy...and so naked.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
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