If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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