If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
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i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
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A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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