All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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