Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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