office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
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I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Can you bring me the toilet please
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You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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