why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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