So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
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His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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