if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
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After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
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Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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