Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
