Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
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It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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