i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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