everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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