Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
