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I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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