it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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