Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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