We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
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They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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