I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
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what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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