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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."

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(510): View more from California

And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"

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(812): View more from Indiana

I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked

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(970): View more from Colorado

There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis

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(914): View more from New York

No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?

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(214): View more from Texas

YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD

(469): View more from Texas

My thighs feel like glass

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(616): View more from Michigan

i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.

(616): View more from Michigan

i realized i waste a lot of time

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(305): View more from Florida

Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me

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