see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.