I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time