I only kidnapped one of them. chill
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
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I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
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Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning