you mean i was at the winter classic?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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