if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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