Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
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I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
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What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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