Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
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I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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