I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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