Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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