If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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