Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
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