Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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