So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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