He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
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Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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