I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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