She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
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If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
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Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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