drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
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A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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