whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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