My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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