Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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