Do you still have your period?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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