U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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