My nipple is on Facebook.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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