Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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