i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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