i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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