Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Randomize
