How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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