Pappa wants mamma naked
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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