Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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