last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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